Birthday Shoes

The last several years I have had disappointing birthdays-at times they were borderline emotionally horrific. Fortunately this year I was blessed to have several wonderful days after-the-fact. The following week I ate baked cloves of garlic for the first time, the crispy outer layers fell off effortlessly. The cloves? Soft, healthy, squishy and amazing. Not to mention, no vampires visited me that Monday night..

And then…my girl Greta took me to Dr. Lees in Jersey City where these black leather and zebra fur jump offs came into my life. Beyond sick and officially crafted with Air Force One swagger. While trying them on a man walked into the store in a fur coat, iced out sunglasses and funny looking shoes. “Oh shit…she got them jump offs on..gonna be gettin’ into trouble now…”

January 29, 2010. Daily Nonsense.